herhmione:

pussy-destroyer3000:

can-i-be-your-favorite-bird:

it’s very frustrating being a girl and trying to flirt with other girls like. you tell them, ur cute. ‘Aw thank you’ no. no i’m being gay with you. homo intended. damn it

I’m not even a lesbian but this made me laugh

r u sure pussy-destroyer3000

(via theinvader5)

endlessyuji:


tithonic:


fixitjack:


rangekyo:


REBLOG THIS POST OR SUFFER MY CURSE


This fucker haunted me for years I ain’t risking shit
just fucking return the slab eustace you piece of shit


This fucking episode


WATS YER OFFER

endlessyuji:

tithonic:

fixitjack:

rangekyo:

REBLOG THIS POST OR SUFFER MY CURSE

This fucker haunted me for years I ain’t risking shit

just fucking return the slab eustace you piece of shit

This fucking episode

WATS YER OFFER

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fantastic-pizza:

foxyplaydate:

cheekily:

christmastree-cake:

seashellies:

purrityring:

momofficial:

SNAILS EAT WORMS

why yes they do

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and it’s fucking terrifying

I could have gone the rest of my life without seeing that.

I had a snail phase at one point

Ñ̷̡̰͖͖́́́O̸͓̻̝̙͋́̀͂O̶̠̫͍̩̓͊̔̋T̶̳̱͖̞̾̈̀̋ ̵̛̗̗͍̩̀̈́̔N̴̢̙̟͚̍͋͋̕O̸̡̳̤͖͒͒̀͂O̴̙͙̤͓̒̐̌̊T̷̹̙͎͖̆͗͗̿

WHAT

WHAT THE FUCK

(via actualnerdmitunacaptor)

mommamarine:

stunningpicture:

A intact pool between the dirty water of a flood in Germany.

This looks like a halfway done sims house

mommamarine:

stunningpicture:

A intact pool between the dirty water of a flood in Germany.

This looks like a halfway done sims house

(via fristjra)

monobeartheater:

this remains one of the most terrifying fights in nintendo history, obviously you’d walk right towards the door and just suddenly noticing your reflection vanished. This fight is never even explained, all the other side bosses and bosses are just monsters but this one is just YOU

monobeartheater:

this remains one of the most terrifying fights in nintendo history, obviously you’d walk right towards the door and just suddenly noticing your reflection vanished. This fight is never even explained, all the other side bosses and bosses are just monsters but this one is just YOU

(Source: livelyndsielive, via silencingthedrums)

sweetkagaminekiss:

priest-of-rage:

bedquest:

dear fucking tumblr

this is a fucking bumblebee

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this is a fucking bee

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this is a fucking hornet

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this is a fucking wasp

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as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are

I feel like I just watched a step by step pokemon evolution

So the wasp is the Mega Evolution form?

(Source: leatherh0ff, via fristjra)

thetumblr-thisisatumblr:

making plans with friends like

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catsbeaversandducks:

Meerkats make the best photographer’s assistants EVER.

Via BuzzFeed

(via rogueofstars)

fandommember:

benaddictedcumberbabe:

cameronfryesgirlfriend:

cause of death: too shy to call ambulance

Didn’t want to inconvenience anyone

Someone else might have needed it more

(via tinypeckers)