A Guide to Terminology as used by Western Males of the Species


thescienceofjohnlock:

societyghost:

Prude - a woman who won’t fuck you

Dyke - a woman who won’t fuck you because you have a penis

Slut - a woman who fucks other people and not you

Tease - a woman who won’t fuck you even though she smiled at you

Feminist - a woman who won’t fuck you because she has, like, thoughts and stuff

Bitch - a woman who treats you the same as you treat women

(via actualnerdmitunacaptor)

theedjcagedbird:

fifigoggo:

loltias:

Seeing people the same age as you doing awesome things with their lifeimage

Every. Damn. Day.

ME

(via fredslastjoke)

egberts:

snacklemore:

egberts:

my life in one picture

image

there is no picture

i have no life

(via jackandem)

chiblogger:

chiblogger:

GUYS HELP SOMETHING HAS BEEN TAPPING ON MY WINDOW FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES I’M SCARED TO GO LOOK

oh my gOD

image

(via jackandem)

avatarlegends:

kryptonavatar:

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This is quite possibly the greatest thing that has ever popped up on our dash. 

(via actualnerdmitunacaptor)

sturmtruppen:

this is some anime bullshit

(Source: sizvideos, via actualnerdmitunacaptor)

daraldo:

gwenlightened:

straightdating:

charybdiss:

Please watch this I’m in tears

THIS IS A COMMERCIAL I’M LAUGHING

THIS IS MY FAVORITE THING ON THE INTERNET

SOMETIMES YOU JUST GOTTA WAIT

(via insanelydelish)